THE
PATRIOT
RETURNS
 
 

Vol. 13, No. 2                                                                                   November 24, 1998



WHAT DO THE FOLLOWING HAVE IN COMMON?

SIX OUT OF SEVEN CURRENT SENATORS FROM KCC;
12 OUT OF 14 FORMER SENATORS;
27 OUT OF 30 MEMBERS OF THE ENGLISH DEPARTMENT;
EVERY MEMBER OF TWELVE ACADEMIC DEPARTMENTS;
ALL MEMBERS EXCEPT FOR ONE OF THE OTHER FOUR DEPARTMENTS?



THEY ARE

REALLY SMART!

THEY REFUSED TO ENDORSE
SUSAN O'MALLEY's CANDIDACY


WHAT CAN BE SAID ABOUT THOSE WHO DID ENDORSE PROF. O'MALLEY'S CANDIDACY IN THAT O'MALLEY-SERVING UNSIGNED LETTER?

DISGRUNTLED? MALCONTENTS?
ATTENTION SEEKERS?
DO THEY ASPIRE TO BE CHAIRS?
WERE THEY DENIED THE CHAIR?
ARE THEY LONERS?
DO THEY CRAVE RECOGNITION


OR ARE THEY JUST PLAIN

C O N F U S E D?

REMEMBER, IT IS NOT IMPORTANT WHO ENDORSED
SUSAN O'MALLEY,

BUT

who did not.





Sharad Karkhanis





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