THE PATRIOT RETURNS |
Vol. 47, No.4 April 16, 2009
WILL THE NYPD LOSE FAITH IN BATTLIN' BARB'S WORDS AS WELL?
Fearing the power of cause-oriented union displays and the solidarity that gave voice to important labor issues in the last century...
....the NYPD called out their troops to protect the peace when Battlin' Barb promised that her minions would come out in droves to picket State Senator Carl Kruger's Brooklyn headquarters. It was with some surprise that the small police cohort found that they outnumbered the demonstrators by two-to-one.
And now the NYPD is added to the list of those groups that no longer believe anything that Battlin' Barb says. What a pity...'leadership' that has no voice!
CALL TO THE FAITHFUL TO PICKET STELLA D'ORO
Dear Astoundingly Righteous New Caucus Soldiers for Social Justice: We are delighted to be able to announce that we have once again volunteered your services and dues money to address most important labor issue that we face in our lifetime. And yes, while it may be the third time we have made this declaration about some cause over the past 2 weeks, no one can doubt that THIS cause IS the most significant threat facing OUR union, and verily, the entire International Labor movement and Geopolitical stability as a whole; Breadsticks. And while we are at it, let us not forget to include the plight of the biscotti, or the cookies…. ….. and perhaps saddest of all, the breakfast treats. Clearly, social justice for baked goods is one of the main reasons you pay us your hard earned dues money, for this much is abundantly clear; how can there be any REAL justice in this world when breakfast treats taste like oppression? That is why it is now our sacred duty to empty our coffers and bankrupt the union if need be to protest at Stella D'Oro until victory is won. And don't think we've forgotten about you either, Nabisco. Do you really think WE wouldn't find out what you've been doing to the ‘Nilla wafers? And Entemanns? Your day of reckoning will come too. We are counting on you, the New Caucus faithful, to work tirelessly to bring us victory. You are Robin to our Batman. Who else can drive the Batmobile of Social Justice while we, the Caped Crusaders, scale buildings with the help of our Bat-a-Rangs and dispense great clouds of righteous Bat Gas to incapacitate our enemies? And as you know, our clouds of gas are a thing to behold! This will certainly be a difficult undertaking. And should you find yourselves filled with second thoughts regarding this great cause, take a moment to ask yourself this question; What will we tell the children? For no matter what we ultimately tell them, those suffering in baker's racks around the world will know the truth. In sticky, doughy solidarity,
Sharad Karkhanis, Ph.D.
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